dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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