exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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