Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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