talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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