I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
