I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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