and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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