Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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