Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I need to align my fucking chakras
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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