is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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