brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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