He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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