i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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