Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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