i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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