i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You ate ashes out of my bong
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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