She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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