what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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