you would pick up someone in the library
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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