I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The beer is more important than you right now.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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