When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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