Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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