what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
sex in a hospital.. check
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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