Someone shit on the floor
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
it's like heaven, but drunker
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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