That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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