Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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