too bad you live with your parents still
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's always time for handjobs
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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