you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
she told me i tasted like america
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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