only if we run a train.
done.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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