Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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