yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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