i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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