The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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