There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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