i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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