She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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