Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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