How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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