Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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