Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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