the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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