Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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