That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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