Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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