I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I love you. Go after that dick
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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