I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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