I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
