it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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