this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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