I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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