Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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