PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
4 words: hood of his car
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Every concussion has its silver lining
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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