david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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