There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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