One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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