so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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